Fishermen Killed by Stone Age Tribal Warriors
Two men illegally fishing for mud crabs off North Sentinel Island dropped anchor, and probably a few bottles of whiskey, for the night. Unfortunatly for them the current still managed to bring them in land on a small island that’s home to the last known pre-Neolithic tribe in the world. Fellow fishermen yelled, trying to alert their companions about the impending danger, but failed.
The Indian coast guard has tried to recover the bodies of these unfortunate fishermen, but all attempts have been met with near-naked tribesmen firing arrows at their helicopter. However, the downdraught from the helicopter uncovered the men buried in shallow graves which at least puts a local rumour that they were roasted and eaten to rest.
Look on the brightside, at least you weren’t killed by flying shrimp.
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