Beer Fishing!

1. Obtain nylon fishing wire, or any sturdy but colorless thread such as those used in fishing, or sturdy nylon sewing thread.

2. A fishing pole is optional for added effect.

3. Position the ‘beer fishermen’ on a 2nd floor porch, catwalk, or large open window.

4. Grab a can of your legally obtained cheap beer. Depending on the strength of the thread, use a full can, or if necessary, a drained one without the top opened.

5. Secure the can by wrapping the nylon around the circumference of the can and tying using the tab.

6. Carefully toss the can in an obvious place on the sidewalk along a well-traveled route for underage partygoers (“Party Trains”).

7. Wait for the ‘fish’ to notice the apparently free unopened can of fresh beer ready for the taking. Usually, the people in the front of the group are more aggressive and thirsty.

8. Carefully wait for the fish to bend over to pick up the ‘free beer.’

9. Before he grasps it, tug on the line. Repeat as long as possible until the idiot figures out that the bait is not jumping away on its own. You might even pull the cord too hard resulting in the ‘fish’ being sprayed with foam!

10. Meanwhile, your guests are enjoying this from the balcony and going nuts with laughter. This is a great time for home movies or photos of the fish chasing the Possessed Beverage!

via wikihow.com

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January 18, 2007 by Clive Mathias

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