Introducing Cryptoid Lure Co, the official brand of lures manufactured by the Kokemachine from the web based info-comedy 4EEL FISHING. With colors inspired by various characters of the paranormal ilk, the Kokemachine has aspired to make some of the most tripped out and hilarious spoons that will ever land you a monster. These lures feature high impact glow in the dark powder paint combined with a unique multicolored tinsel tassel which conceals two talon sharp octopus hooks. When retrieved with violent pops followed by a drop and flop, the interaction between the tassel and the spoon serves to act as the fishly equivalent of waving the big ‘ole middle finger’ right in the face of potential predators. For these rage prone water beasts this simply calls out, “it’s murder time!” The result: Fish appear out of nowhere just to put the beats down on this lure.
Check out these spanking hot designs all inspired by boogymen and boogymen related activities. All proceeds go towards the production of future 4 Eel Fishing Episodes!
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Each spoon goes for 12$ and includes free shipping to Canada and the US. Individuals who buy 50$ or more get a free “F*** CHUBS” collector’s mug.

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