If you’re out at the mall with no plan this holiday season- blinded by the caffeine and sugar in your egg nog latte and cinnabuns, be careful what you purchase!

These Teva sandals might seem like a good idea at a novel idea at first, but the “low-low” price will blow your mind. Unless your other half is already begging for these you’ll probably be begging her to forget you bought them. Spend your $330 bucks on something with diamonds n’ shit.
Teva sandals are no longer for granola-crunching outdoors types. Now the fashion-conscious adventurer can go straight from the rugged rocks to the black-tie fundraiser without missing a beat.
The heels, an ungodly creation of Teva and NY-based clothing company Grey Ant, are available in two styles: “Worlds Unite” (aka black and white) and “Natural” (aka tan) and retail for the low-low price of $330.00.
And these sky-high heels aren’t just for hitting the trail and/or the red carpet. Judging by these photos, they are also perfect for an afternoon of some heavy-duty yard work.
via Consumerist